Based on a different moral, write an
alternative ending for one of the two fables, Grasshopper Logic and The Other Frog Prince. You can add details to the
beginning and middle of Sciezka’s original story to help you
with the new ending.
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I was very frightened by the frog when his head popped out of the water. I almost ran away from the frog, but then the frog said “Pardon me, O beautiful Princess,” he said in his most sad and pathetic voice, “I wonder if you could help me.” I looked at the frog. I was a little scared because frogs can’t talk. I thought to myself “C’mon..He’s a little frog. Let’s see what he needs help with.” Then, I said “What do you need help with, Little Frog?” The frog said, still in his sad and pathetic voice, “I’m not really a frog. But I am a handsome prince who was turned into a frog from a wicked witches spell. And the only way for me to turn back into a prince is to get a kiss from a beautiful princess like you. And the spell would be broken.” I didn’t know what to do. Should I give the slimy frog a kiss, or just have him find a different princess? Then it slipped out of my mouth “Okay I’ll help you.” I picked up the slimy frog and kissed him. There was a flash, and then I realized I was shorter than usual. I looked around and I hopped over to the pond, and looked in the water. I saw that I turned into a frog. I was all slimy and green. The Prince wasn’t a frog, he turned into a handsome prince. Then ran away and left me all alone near the pond.
ReplyDeleteMoral: Never Trust Frogs.
I was just kidding, said the frog. He jumped back into the pond and the princess wiped the frog slime off her lips, went back into her castle and had a cold drink of water. The water was a greenish color but she didn't know it. She took a sip and then she looked at her feet, they had slimy yucky goo on them. She ran to find her father but he was nowhere to be found! The last place she went to look was back to the pond to find the frog that did this. By the time she got there, she had small eyes, long long tongue, and green skin. She found the frog and said, “Frog you did this to me! Turn me back to human you magical frog!“ Then, the frog replied, “Yes, I am a magical frog thats why I would turn you back, but I can't! My magic isn't working. I was once a human too.” The princess was so sad, she didn't know what to do. Finally, her father came home and saw her green and all slimy. He was terrified! So luckily, he was just at the store getting things to feed the frogs in the pond. He fed the frog and the frog got his magic back! He zapped the princess back to human; she picked up the frog and kissed him! Then, he turned back into a human too. Turns out he was a prince! They got married and everytime they see that pond they laugh because that is their special place. The end.
ReplyDeleteMoral: Never drink water that's green, and if you turn into a frog go to a doctor.
My son best get home because I am going to literally kill him if he has a lot of homework and comes home late. (6 hours later) “ Mom I’m home’’says grasshopper. I will get right on my project. ‘’A PROJECT , when were you going to tell me about that’’says mom. ‘’Just now’’says grasshopper. ‘’ I’m going to kill you son why would you wait this long for a project’’ ‘’Why would you kill me i'm running away’’. Grasshopper runs away and falls asleep and imagines his mom saying that she was going to kill him. He wakes up and Screams ‘’ HELP, HELP MY MOM TRIED TO KILL ME ‘’ Someone called the police and his mom got arrested and went to jail for the rest of her life. She escaped and then she took over the grasshopper world as a dictator she died and her family lost power because she made her only son run away so she could not pass the power.
ReplyDeleteTHE END
Morel: Don't always take things as they are said.
“Frogs will be frogs” muttered the princess as she tossed a rock into the lake. Many frogs scattered off their lily pads and into the water. This princess really hated frogs. She loved to watch them jump when hearing the huge splash from behind them. One day the princess was throwing huge rocks into the lake when a tiny frog came up to her. “Pardon me, O beautiful princess” he said in his most sad pathetic voice. The princess totally ignored the little frog and threatened to throw a rock at him. The frog became very upset. “I wonder if you could help me.” the frog said quickly. The princess was about to jump and run when she got an idea. “I know what you want” the princess snickered. The princess was sure he was going to turn into a handsome prince. She picked up the frog and kissed him. This made the frog very upset. “What was that for!” the frog wiggled out of her hands and whined. The frog admitted why he really had come over to the princess. The frog was a super secret agent who wanted to warn the princess. “If you ever come near my lake again I will have you arrested!” Of course the princess laughed and walked back to her castle. The next morning she came to the lake only to find that the frog was gone. The princess continued to throw rocks into the lake when she saw a berry bush that had weirdly grown from the lake. The princess was very hungry and ate the berries off the bush as fast as she could. Then she fell asleep in the sun. When she woke up she felt very ill. She looked up to see that she had become very tiny. She was even smaller than the frog. She looked up and cried. She could never throw a rock into the lake again because she couldn’t even lift one.
ReplyDeleteMoral: Frogs are smarter than you would think.
Grasshopper Logic Change!
ReplyDeleteIt was 2:00 and Grasshopper was almost out of school. Grasshopper was one of those kids who put homework off to the last minute, so I was keeping an I on him. Grasshopper came home around 2:30 and plopped his bag on the ground, without a word. I asked “Where are you going?” He turned around and he looked like he was hiding something, but what? “Uhh, out to meet some friends.” He stumbled with his words. “Do you have any homework due tomorrow?” I bent down and looked him in the eye. “Just one small thing for history. I did the rest in class.” I raised my eyebrow, but fell for it. “Okay. Be back at six for dinner, or else!” He nodded, gave me a hug, and hopped out the door. Two hours past and I was already on dinner. I couldn’t stop thinking if Grasshopper had any homework. I took the risk and checked his bag. And there it was. I found the paper that said ‘Rewrite twelve Greek myths as Broadway musicals. Write music for songs. Design and build all sets. Sew original costumes for each production.’ I tried not to scream with frustration. Oh, he was gonna get it tonight!
He came home right at six, painting. He was probably running because of the time. I gave him his dinner without saying anything. After his last bite of the casserole, I freaked. “How long did you know about this project?!?!?!?! You know I would of helped you! What is it with you and keeping your homework from me like it’s a secret!?!?!?” “Mom, that’s why I was hanging out with my friends!” I was more confused than ever. “I went over Joes’ house to finish up the project, look!” He pulled out a bag with all the sewed costumes, music, and scripts. He pulled out some pictures. “The sets are at Joes’ and he’s bringing them tomorrow.” I took the breath of relief. Grasshopper put the stuff away and looked up at me. “I know I have a habit of not doing my homework so, I wanted to surprise you.” I hugged my son and smiled with pride. For once, my son didn’t say “I don’t know” about a homework assignment.
Moral- Anyone can surprise you, even the least expected.
The Other Frog Prince from The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales
ReplyDeleteBy: Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith
Moral: Never interact with Frogs
From Frog’s point of view: I saw a pretty princess sitting there all alone by the pond. I hopped over to her and started talking to her. I happened to convince her that I was a handsome prince but an evil witch turned me into a frog and the only way to turn back into a prince was for her to kiss me. She had me cradled in her hands and was just about to kiss me when I accidently let out a little pee. Once she felt the warmth and saw that there was a puddle of pee on her hands, she flung me up in the air. I landed in the drain of a bird bath. But here happened to be a string at the bottom of the tube, so I landed and the string bounced me all the way out and back into the air. The princess looked up and saw me falling, she had her mouth wide open in shock. I was right above her, and she still hadn’t closed her mouth. I fell right into it and she swallowed me. I was sitting there in stomach which it seemed like I was in there for years, but the next day, she threw up and I came out with it. I was covered in gross gunk, but at least I made it out. She kept saying “I’m sorry, I’m Sorry, I’m Sorry” but, I just ignored her and hopped back off to where I belong. I never again talked or even looked at her as long as I lived. She wasn’t very pretty either. I think gave her so type of disease because she was green from head to toe and she had warts all over her.
The grasshopper never came home that night. He was kidnapped. a week later his parents got a note in the mail saying that he was brought to Mexico. And that he got sold as a slave and he lived outside with a pig named Porky. The reason he got kidnapped was his teacher payed someone to kidnap him and bring him to Mexico because that history assignment was late. Then his mother adopted a kid that did his homework everynight and never lied to her.
ReplyDeletemoral
Always do your homework or else.
The Other Frog Prince By: Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith
ReplyDeleteThe Moral: Never Trust a Slimy, and Silly Frog. It could lead to bad things after.
From The Princess’ Point of View: I can’t believe I actually kissed the frog. Turning green and having warts isn't a good thing as an outcome. He seemed serious, but he wasn’t. He was just a good actor. I was just walking near the pond and saw a frog that looked hurt and was crying so I went over to help him. He said “kiss it” where it hurt, it would feel better. The place where it hurt was his cheek. When I went to kiss him, he turned his head and I kissed him on the lips. Then he said “I was just kidding.” After that I wanted to throw him in the pond. Yuck! I made a huge fool out of myself. He said it was all better and hopped away after. I was so dumb! I shouldn’t of even helped him. But what are the chances of finding a hurt frog on a lily pad again? Next time when I come across something hurt I will walk past it. That was an awful first kiss!
The Frog’s Point of View: I should’ve lied saying I got turned into a frog by a witch. But, I would rarely find a beautiful princess like her again near my pond. I just wish I had turned into a prince, we could’ve gotten married afterwards!
Pardon me, oh beautiful princess, “he said in his most sad and pathetic voice. “I wonder if you could help me.” the princess was about to jump up and run but she felt sorry for the frog with the sad and pathetic voice. So she asked “what can i do to help you, little frog?” “Well,” said the frog. I can make all you dreams and wishes come true. “How?” asked the princess. “All you have to do is take a bit of my magic apple.” Said the frog. “Well, Ok.” The Princess took a bite of the apple. “Well?” asked the frog. “It tastes delicious!” said the princess. “What!” yelled the frog. The right before the frogs eyes the princess dropped the apple. She was dead. “No! shouted a voice from afar. What did you do to my princess!” yelled a angry and mysterious man. “I killed her” yelled the frog. “How could you!” Because i'm not actually a frog i'm an evil witch.”
ReplyDeleteTHE END
I picked the other frog prince,but instead of the frog not turning into a prince he actually does.He eventually marries the princess but becomes bored with her so one day he packs up all his stuff and leaves her to live the rest of her life alone.
ReplyDeleteMoral of the story:Don’t always believe in happy endings.
In the Fable “The other frog prince” A prince that got turned into a frog kisses and prince and then....The kiss was supposed to come back to a prince but it didn't work so baby Jesus came down and turned the frog back into a prince. But, then he puts a spell on the princess that makes her a koalasaures which is a koala and dinosaur. The the witch comes and the prince knocks her out with a tree. Then, Michael Jackson comes and Dougies with a possessed bunny. But, then the Jonas brothers pop out on a stage coming from the pond bottom and do a concert and the whole kingdom comes and watches but, the prince kills himself because the Jonas Brothers are so bad.
ReplyDeleteMoral:Never underestimate the power of the Jonas brothers !
ONCE UPON A FABLE THERE WAS A FROG.One day when he was sitting on a lily pad he saw the most horrid looking princess he has ever seen!!! but you see a witch cast a spell on the frog and he needs a beautiful princess to kiss him to turn him back into a handsome prince.. He thought “well i might as well give it a chance and try to go steal a kiss” So he went over to the princess and in the most charming voice he said “pardon me ma'am but may I have a kiss?” the princess looked down at the frog and almost ran away but she decided to stay and give the frog a little kiss. When the frog and the horrid looking princess kissed the frog did turn back into a prince.....but instead of being strikingly handsome he was so ugly the princess was scared to give him a mirror because she thought he would crack it!! but she looked at him and smiled and said “now we have something in common, we both know what it feels like to not be so good looking.’ The prince just looked at her and said “i guess you're right....the only thing to do now is to be together forever:)” So the ugly princess and the even uglier prince walked away into the sunset and were very happy together THE END.
ReplyDeleteThe Moral of the story is: Never hate what you look like. Be confident in your own skin:)
A grasshopper came home one day and he moved. He didnt like his house so he found a box and lived in it. The next day his mom came looking for him. She looked every were. She couldnt find him. He found his mom walking so he stopped and talked to her. She didnt reconize him. He said I am your son, she didnt belive him so he showed her a picture of them. She then asked him to move back in. His response was no you dont even reconize me i cant live with you. Any way I like my new house better. The mothers response was you live in a box how is this better. He said its bigger. The mother asked him if she could move in and he said yes.
ReplyDeleteMoral: never forget family
The Other Frog Prince by: Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith
ReplyDeleteThe moral of this story is: Never kiss strangers.
The next day the princess woke up in her castle and was getting dressed for the big lunch party they were holding for her 14 birthday. She was putting on her new dress when she looked in the
mirror. “AHHHHHH!”, screamed the princess. She was a frog!!! She decided that the best way to figure this out was to walk down to the pond where she first met the frog. While she hopped down she saw a young man stand on a lily pad in the water. He screamed, “AHHHHHH! I am a human!!!” The princess was furious, while she had turned from a princess into a frog the frog had turned into a prince! Then she was stuck in the pond while the new prince went and lived in her castle. And no one ever saw her again. THE END
“The princess thought about this for a second, then lifted the frog from the pond and kissed him.” The frog turns into a handsome prince and the princess is shocked. He eventually marries the princess but becomes bored with her so one day he packs up all his stuff and leaves her to live the rest of her life alone.The princess is devastated and die’s of a broken heart.
ReplyDeleteMoral of the story: Don’t always believe in happy endings.
The Other Frog Prince
ReplyDeletefrom the stinky cheese man
and other fairly stupid tales
Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith
The frog asked for the beautiful princess to kiss him, but she refused because she never heard a talking frog before. The frog said, “The witch will be coming soon for you if you don't kiss me.” So, he begged her and begged her she finally gave in. Once she kissed him he turned into a prince and she turned into a frog. The prince was the arch rival to her because her parents loved him and it drove her CRAZY! The princess was trying to talk as a person and then she saw the witch. The witch was able to change her back. Her parents didn't know what to think so they threw them both in the frog pond and they were stuck in there forever and they both tried getting out!
Moral: Never trust a talking frog
The Mom grasshopper then got so mad at her son and grounded him for a week. This involved doing chores and going shopping with her. Grasshopper knew he deserved it, but he couldn’t stand being grounded! So by the third day he thought of a plan. When his mom goes to go to the hardware store he will secretly by a rope ladder and escape in the middle of the night. He will run away!! So, while his mom was checking out he snuck into another aisle. He was searching like crazy until he heard his mom coming, calling his name. There was a door right next to him and he went inside. Though on his way in he hit his head and fainted. When he woke up he was surrounded by these little green cotton candy creatures. They were fanning him with chocolate leaves, and feeding him sugar rocks. But then an evil sourpatch kid came out of nowhere and sprayed him with sour liquid, and he melted! No one has seen grasshopper since.
ReplyDeleteMoral: Do your homework or bad things will happen
Alternate Ending To The Other Frog Prince:
ReplyDeleteOnce the princess kissed the frog a whimsical rainbow light beam shot from his chest and left leg. The frog began to morph into a prince and the princess was amazed. She was a loner with no friends but now she has a swaggy man-frog to keep her company. She charged at the man-frog and tried to ask it to marry her. He said no and walked away. Then Tony Stark came and said to the frog man “Hi, How are you?” Then he put the Iron-man suit on. The metal suit made Jesus mad so he struck the frog-man with lightning and burned his swagical cashmere sweater. Then frog-guy dresses up as Master Chief and him and Iron-man fight. Since the frog-guy wasn't really a Spartan, he lost. Iron-man flew away to go save the world or something (which isn’t important at all). Since Jesus was a big Iron-man fan he wanted Iron-man’s autograph, but Iron-man was gone so Jesus, in a fit of rage made it rain Pope Franci (Franci is the plural for Pope Francis, example- A pack of Pope Franci) and then the princess with no friends, the frog-man, Jesus, and Barack Obama sing “Raining Men”.
THE END!
MORAL!
The moral of this whimsical story is:
Never let a rainbow light beam shoot out of a frogs left leg!
The Other Frog Prince
ReplyDeleteLater that night the princess thought about what the frog had done to her, and was furious. She tried to think of a way to punish the frog, and after many hours of contemplating she thought of an idea. “I will banish him from the kingdom,” she said. She talked to her father, the king, and begged him to let her banish the frog from their kingdom. Eventually he gave her permission and she immediately ran back to the frog’s pond. When she got there the frog was sitting on the same lily pad with a smirk on his face. She stood watching him for a while, and was disgusted to hear that he was bragging to the other critters nearby. The frog was saying that the beautiful princess had fallen in love with him, and kissed him. He told them that the princess had asked him to marry her, and that after a bit of thinking the frog turned her down because he “knew” that he could find a prettier woman. The princess was enraged, and she stormed over to the frog she shouted at him that he was banished, and that he was never allowed to return. At first the frog refused to go, but the princess threatened him with a much worse punishment if he would not leave, so the frog grudgingly left. The frog lived a very sad life in the middle of nowhere, with no friends and no home.
Moral:Never lie, and do not ever cheat people out of what you have promised them
GRASSHOPPER LOGIC!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GRASS HOPPER. HIS NAME WAS HENRY. HIS MOMS NAME WAS JULIE. HENRY CAME HOME AND SAID, “I HAVE A PROJECT THAT’S DUE TOMORROW” (AS HE RUNS OUT THE DOOR). AFTER THAT HE WENT OUT WITH HIS FRIENDS. THAT NIGHT HE DIDN’T COME HOME. SO HIS MOM JULIE THOUGHT THAT HE WAS KIDNAPPED!!!! SHE CALLED THE POLICE AND SAID “THAT HER KID WAS KIDNAPPED, THE POLICEMAN SAID, “ IS HE LIKE 3’ INCHES TALL GREEN WITH A YELLOW FEATHER” JULIE SAID, “YA”. AFTER THAT, SHE SAID, “THANKYOU” TO THE POLICEMAN. THEN JULIE FOUND HIM. JULIE SAID, “YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO GROUNDED” HENRY WENT TO HIS ROOM ( HE HASN'T DONE THE PROJECT YET). THEN JULIE SAID, “HENRY DON'T YOU HAVE A PROJECT TO DO” HENRY SAID, “YA MOM:(“ SHE SAID, “YOU BETTER GET IT DONE TONIGHT EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT”
THE NEXT MORNING HENRY WAS STILL UP DOING HIS PROJECT HE WAS SO TIRED. HE TOLD HIS MOM THAT HE WAS SOOOO TIRED. HE ASKED HIS MOM,” CAN I STAY HOME TODAY” SHE SAID, “ NO” HENRY SAID, “ PLEASEEEE” JULIE SAID ,” NO”. HE FINALLY WENT TO SCHOOL AND PRESENTED HIS PROJECT. “HE DID PRETTY GOOD” THE TEACHER SAID. AFTER THAT, HE FELL ASLEEP IN THE NURSES OFFICE AND WENT HOME.
THE END
MORAL: NEVER PUT A PROJECT ASIDE WHEN ITS DUE THE NEXT DAY
For not handing in the assignment the next day the teacher called his mom and when he got home that day his mom was holding a hamburger and started beating her son with it.
ReplyDeleteAfter that a hobo dropped spare change and the mom and the son took it. They took all the spare change that was dropped and went and bought a lottery ticket. They ended up winning on that ticket and won $10,000,000. The mom retired and the son quit school and they bought a mansion.
The End.
Moral: Look for spare change on the ground so you can win the lottery
The frog said I need a new lily pad but I can’t find one. So the princess took the frog and put him in her pocket. She ran back home in a fast and sd steady pace. When she got back she took the frog out of her pocket and set him down on the table. The princess that was covered in slime and water went to go tell her father the King that she needs a lily pad right this instance. Her father said anything you want daughter and told a servant to get a lilypad and bring it to her room. When the servant came to the princess’s room he saw that her door was opened. He ran to the princess’s room to find the princess on the floor dead with the frog gone and he was never seen again.
ReplyDeleteTHE END
Moral: Never trust a talking or nonverbal animal.
“Pardon me, O beautiful princess.” He said in the most sad and pathetic voice. “I wonder if you could help me.” the princess just sat there, dazed and confused. “I- I don’t know why he left me.” she stuttered. “What did I do?” the frog was becoming angry and his patients were wearing thin. “pardon me, O beautiful princess.” he repeated still with no response. “Ay down here ya spoiled brat!” he screamed now getting her attention “I ain’t no therapist k? All I want is for you ta pass me that branch. kapeesh, or is that too hard to understand? the princess looked even more confused than before and when she came to her senses she yelled with terror in her voice “AHHHH a talking frog!” And she ran off as the frog just shook his head in disbelief of how stupid one person can be.
ReplyDeleteMORAL OF THE STORY
stay in school.
grasshopper logic
ReplyDeleteThe grasshopper knew all along about that one assignment so that's why he wen out to a friends. He decided he wasn't going to come home because he thought life would be better at an amusement park downtown. He left his friends house and went downtown, he found a nice bench to sleep on for his first night at his new home. The next morning it got so crowded and loud! he started to GET ANNOYED SO HE WENT TO GO GET FOOD BUT, HE HAD NO MONEY. NOW he was Frustrated. He went to go to the bathroom to cool down, he went into a stall,and he got locked in! right at that same time everything became quiet and no one was there. he was alone forever in the bathroom stall and died.
Moral: do your homework the week it’s due!!!
The Other Frog Prince rewritten
ReplyDelete“I’m not really a frog, but a handsome prince who was turned into a frog by a wicked witches spell. And the spell can only be broken by the kiss of a beautiful princess.” said the frog
The Princess thought about this for a second, then lifted the frog from the pond and kissed him. Suddenly, to the frogs surprise, a bright light flashed and he felt his body begin to stretch and his skin lose it’s slime and become thicker and rougher. Suddenly the light was gone and he found himself looking into the curious eyes of the beautiful princess. The curiosity quickly turned to fear though and she let out a scream and turned and ran away from the pond. The frog called after her in surprise, wondering what had caused her fear. He realized he could walk on to legs now instead of having to hop. He stumbled to the edge of his pond and looked at his reflection in the water. He screamed. He was now a man but he was not a handsome prince. He had bright green skin and was covered in warts, he had messy, mud colored hair, and swampy green eyes, his lips were thin and slimy and his tongue was long and pink. Suddenly a witch walked out from behind a tree to his right. But she wasn’t wicked as the frog had said. She looked down at him. “Frog, you would have turned into a handsome prince but you tricked the princess. Nothing pretty EVER comes out of lying.” The frog man was very sad he wished he had never lied to the princess.
MORAL: You shouldn’t ever lie to get something you want!
The Other Frog Story
ReplyDeleteThe princess then kissed the old warty toad, but the toad did not turn into a prince. No, no, quite the opposite happened. The old toad turn into a hairy old peasant. The peasant then took the princess’s carriage and started riding away .The princess was so sad she pulled out an old lady cannon and shot it at the carriage.The old lady started having a water gun fight with the peasant .The peasant lost so he had to give the carriage to the old lady.The old lady then started riding it back to the princess . when the old lady got there she gave the carriage to the princess. The princess gave the old lady ten coins the old lady then walk away into the deadly forest with a pack of ducks and was never heard of again .
THE END
Moral: Old ladies are better at water gun fights then peasants
“The Other Frog Prince”
ReplyDeleteBy Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith
Once the frog told the princess he was a prince, the princess explained to the frog that her father is making her get married within the next week. The princess didn't have a prince to marry yet. so the frog said,
“ I know what to do! I'll marry you princess.” “But you're a frog?” the princess replied looking puzzled. The frog looked at the princess with a smirk on his face. He immediately replied “ Oh, but as soon as you kiss me on our wedding day I will turn back into a prince.”
BEFORE THE PRINCE TURNED INTO A FROG
The frog explained that one day he was walking in the mall. The next thing he knew there is a 5 year old monkey walking behind him following him everywhere with a tuna fish sandwich. Finally, the prince turned around and screamed at the monkey because his least favorite smell was tuna fish.
The monkey said “if you hate tuna fish so much why don't you take the sandwich and dispose of it your self? Huh you too scared?”
The prince took the sandwich and ate it to dispose of the awful smell. Once the sandwich was gone and the prince had clearly swallowed every last bite the monkey left.
Within the next hour or so the prince had turned into a frog and he couldn't figure out how to change himself back. He gogled how to change your self back and the only option was a kiss from a princess. The frog had doubt that he would ever find a princess until this day.
BACK TO REALITY
The princess had agreed. A week had passed and it was now the day of the wedding. The frog hopped up to the altar in his bright pink tuxedo and waited for the princess to walk down the aisle with her dad. Little did they know that the monkey was sitting in the seats. The monkey put a curse on the princess so as soon as her lips met the frogs she wound imately turn into a frog herself. And as the monkey had hoped, she did.
The princess and the frog were devastated! Have you ever heard of karma? Well the monkey sure didn't think of that. The frog explained to the princess all about the monkey and the tuna fish sandwich. The princess and the frog wanted revenge on the monkey so they hired someone to make a potion to turn the monkey into a slave and send him to China to work in the rice fields.
MORAL: Don't eat just any tuna fish sandwich from a monkey.
The Grasshopper said that he had to go to the bathroom after his mom got mad and he jumped out through the window. His mom got suspicious after about ten minutes and she knocked and no one answered. She then barged in and she saw the window was open. She called the police and they came and soon the FBI came. About an hour later they found the Grasshopper at a convenience store bathroom eating a candy bar.
ReplyDeleteMORAL: Do not let your son leave when they are in trouble.
He took out his history homework his mom asked him how long he knew about this history assignment. Grasshopper said I don't know, his mother got furious at grasshopper and brought him into the dungeon and hung grasshopper by chains and fed him deep fried Twinkies until he was sick. There are plenty of things the mother could have done but grasshopper never does his homework so she just had to torture him.
ReplyDeleteMoral: If you don't do your homework your mom will hang you by chains and feed you deep fried Twinkies till you're sick.
The princess kisses the frog and they both turn into goats and only speak Portuguese but then they both
ReplyDeletelive happy lives as goats that speak Portuguese because they were all over the news and were given a lifelong supply of sausages made by a fantastic chef who eventually starts a new career as an engineer and made
17 dollars an hour. The once frog who turned into a goat died of sausage overdose, due to this the princes goat fell into a deep depression
from which she never emerged, she died 2 weeks later. Moral of the story is when life gives you a frog turn into a goat who speaks Portuguese.
Once the frog glanced over at the beautiful princess he decided to swim over to her and start chatting. But when he was swimming over to the princess the frog got eaten by a great white shark. After, he passed away he ended up resurrecting from the dead and started to talk to the princess. Once starting to talk to the princess he asked for a kiss. He never ended up getting one. He was so mad that he decided to get all his frog friends to hold the princess down so he could get a kiss. He finally ended up getting his kiss.
ReplyDeleteThe End
Moral: Never trust a talking frog
When Grasshopper came home that night nothing was where he thought his house should be. It had turned out he was lost in the Woods of Evil Darkness. There were terrifying screams and Jaws music everywhere. He started to run but there was the Beast of the East who Prefers Bread that Contains Yeast (BOTEWPBTCY for short) had found him. He was horrified by his mighty horn. His parents knew he was late because it was 6:01. They ran everywhere to search for him but he couldn’t be found. Grasshopper had been caught by BOTEWPBTCY. His parents soon received the email saying he was now BOTEWPBTCY’s yeast bread chef and the head of the lettuce growing association.
ReplyDeleteMoral: Bring a map, compass, or a GPS when you go running in the woods with your friends
Grasshopper logic
ReplyDeleteThat night at dinner the Grasshopper was being extremely rude to his mom. He launched his spaghetti with a spoon at his mom. Stuffed carrots up his nose and, made tiny people with his mashed potatoes. His mom was furious with him. She didn’t know how but she knew that she would have his revenge on him. Grasshopper was taking a long time with his meal as usual so his mom decided to use the computer. An advertisement appered up for revenge on your children. “Perfect!!” Screamed the Grasshopper’s mom. “What was that?” Asked the Grasshopper. “Nothing” she replied. She read the ad and knew just what to do. She went into her son’s bag and slipped in a fake history report instead of his old on. After dinner the Grasshopper looked in his bag and pulled out the fake history project. It was the one with the Greek myths. “I’ll help you with it.” Said his mom. They worked all through the night but they did it. At school in the morning the Grasshopper was asked to present his project. He did. But the real project was to name all 50 states. Instead though he dressed up as a lady and performed all 12 Greek myths. At the end everyone started laughing. Once it died down the teacher yelled at him, “YOU FAIL!!” The assignment was to name all the 50 states not whatever the heck you did. The Grasshopper failed the class and he was held back. After school he turned into a hobo and never succeeded in life.
Moral: Never make mashed potato Men at dinner.
His mom read the assignment and freaked out. She marched up to his room and threw all of his belongings out the window, and into his kiddy pool. After that, she ran downstairs and backhanded him upside the dome. That night she kicked him out and told him to find a job even though he’s only in 3rd grade. He left and asked a guy in a white van if he could live with him from now on, the grasshopper didn’t think it was that creepy because the van had windows. It turns out that the guy in the van was his favorite man in the world...Bonno. They sang a duet that night and sounded amazing. They then went on tour and became famous.
ReplyDeleteMORAL - When your mom kicks you out look for the nearest white van.
After seeing the beautiful princess the frog swam over slowly. When he reached her he started talking to her and finally asked for a kiss.She picked him up and threw him into a cage!!!!!! Moments after she turned into the witch who turned him into a frog in the first place. “Let me go you ugly duckling!I hate you!I’m looking this way because of you and I don't want anymore to do with you!” the witch just ignored him carries him to a cabin.When they enter the house The Frog Prince could see luxury appliances from Sears. The witch had clothes from Abercrombie,Fitch and Hollister in all her closets. Her house was so big she had a roller coaster,a pool and a basketball court indoors. The which opened the door to the cage and explained to the frog that she put a spell on he by accident and didn't know until she read the that the frog prince was going to court, she also told him she had captured him and brought him to her house so she could have someone to live with her in the humongous house. The frog forgave her and gathered all his belongings from the pond and moved in with her and the two became best friends. They went shopping and to theme parks together.They got older and slimier together and they lived happily ever after.
ReplyDelete“I don’t know,” said Grasshopper.
ReplyDeleteMom Grasshopper was very angry at him, “Go to your room!” She exclaimed. Grasshopper hopped up the stairs, he went in his room and slammed the door. “I have an idea...” he said with a smirk. He grabbed a suitcase and packed everything he needed. He took old clothes and made a rope with them. He tied them to his bed and threw the rest out the window, he climbed down the rope. “Good-bye” he whispered, and he started to walk away. He walked to a nearby motel and checked in, he only stayed for the night.
The next day he left and called a taxi, he drove all they way to Brazil, he wanted to get away from his mother and his teacher who packed him with homework. Once he got there he went to a little motel “May I stay here? Or all the rooms full.” Grasshopper said.
“Sorry but we do not take in young ones.” Said the man at the desk.
“But, but, I need somewhere to stay! I left home!” Grasshopper said almost pleading.
“Well go back home, and do your homework!” Said the man at the desk.
“H-how did you know I didn’t do my homework?” Grasshopper said with surprise.
The man pointed over to the other kids, Grasshopper recognized a lot of them. “They all came here for the same problem, mother got angry and they left.”
Grasshopper was surprised, “Well, I guess I will go home...” He picks up his bag, “Lets go guys,” he says to the other kids. They all get up and go with him.
When he arrives home his mother was furious, but happy he was home. She ran and hugged him. “Never leave this house without my permission!” she says almost in tears.
“I won’t mom, and I need to get started on my homework!” He starts his homework and goes to school the next day, he got the assignments he missed, and he went home and did them all without a problem.
THE END
The moral of this story is always do your homework, and do it on time!
Throughout the day many princesses come by the pond. And the next princesses who came by had it in for her. The frog hopped out the pond and said in his most sad and pathetic voice “I am sick and my doctor, Dr.Ribbit, said there is only one way to cure it.” and the princess replied “Oh, poor thing, can I help in any way? What's the cure? The frog replied by saying “Well, I need to be blessed by a beautiful princesses kiss. Are you a princess?” asked the frog. “Why I am” the princess replied. The ignorant princess picked up the frog and and gave him a kiss right on the cheek. The princess asked if the frog felt better and he said “Nope” and hopped away with a suspicious smile across his face. He tricked many princesses that day and the frog had no idea that the word was spreading around the town and the princesses were ignorant no more. They had come up with a plan to scare the frog into knowing his wrongs. Later that day a princess came to the pond but this time with a plan. The frog gave the princess another sob story and the princess reacted like she didn't know his plan. The princess said “Close your eyes and I will grant you your wish” The now ignorant frog closed his eyes and the princess kissed him, or did she? The frog opened his eyes knowing this kiss felt different and before him was a pig kissing him. The princess said “Have you learned your lesson” and the frog said “I will not trick anyone else again. Then the princess said “Nope the lesson is to NEVER mess with princesses again!
ReplyDeleteOnce the frog tells the princess he was kidding and jumped back into the pond the princess jumped in after him. She swam and swam until she finally found him sitting on a lily pad. She sprang out of the water and grabbed the frog from the lily pad. She climbed out of the pond and marched home. She went into her room and put the frog into a tank. The princess was furious and wanted revenge. She spent hours thinking of the perfect punishment. Then it came to her. The frog was trying to escape her tight grasp as she lifted him out of the tank. She put him in a shipping container, poked air holes in it, and brought the box to the post office. Where the sly frog would be sent to China to clean bathrooms. The sneeky frog had to say goodbye to his family and his old life.
ReplyDeleteMoral: Never trick people.
That night....the grasshopper came back home at 10:00 pm. His mother was so mad and sent him to his bedroom. When he woke up he totally forgot that he had homework and was freaking out. His mother said he should of came home at 6 to do it like she said. He still went to school. When he got to the class the teacher asked why he didn’t have his homework. He said that he forgot so he got a zero on that huge assignment.
ReplyDeleteMoral: Always do your homework so it won't hurt your grade in the future.
The grasshopper’s friends kidnapped him. His mom saw him on eBay 2 weeks later. His friend sold him on eBay to a guy named Juan in Mexico and the grasshopper worked in a warehouse with a ton of slaves selling pocketbooks.
ReplyDeleteMoral: If you don’t do your homework you could get kidnapped.
‘How long have you known about this assignment?’ Asked Grasshopper mom, trying not to scream. ‘I got it last night!’ yelled baby grasshopper. “I am gonna have a word with your teacher and ask for more time and if you're lying to me......... you're dead!” said grasshopper mom in a mad voice. So then on after that was the funeral of baby grasshopper R.I.P
ReplyDeleteMoral
be prepared because if your not you could die
“HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN ABOUT THIS ASSIGNMENT” The grasshopper looked around, then ran out the door, lucky for him his friends were just driving away, he jumped into the car. His mom started down the street running after him (she was recently in the Olympics for track). Mom grasshopper jumped on the car screaming. She grabbed grasshopper Jr. and threw him on the street. A nearby car zoomed past grasshopper Jr. and he got squished and died.
ReplyDeletemoral: Don't mess with moms.
The frog asked her to kiss him and he will turn into a prince. The princess didn't believe the frog so she left and went for a walk and ,all of a sudden she sees the witch and the witch said to not believe the frog.The princess thought about this for a while. She said no to the frog and walked away. As she was walking away the frog, his whole family hopped after her. She ran really fast, but it seemed like the faster she ran the closer the frogs were getting. Finally, the frogs got dried up and stopped. They all died and the frog turned into a prince and the princess lived the rest of her life feeling horrible that she killed the prince.
ReplyDeleteMORAL: Be careful who you believe!!!☻
The Other Frog Prince ending, by Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith.
ReplyDelete…..The princess thought about kissing, then lifted the frog from the prom and kissed him.
“I was just kidding ,” said the Frog. He jumped back into the pond and the princess wiped the frog slime from her lips. HAHAHA very funny, said the princess in a sarcastic voice. The princess was so furious so she ran all the way home and started feeling dizzy. She couldn’t stop herself from running. She tripped over her extremely long dress and fell into the sewer. OUCH! cried the princess. Then she blacked out. She woke up the next morning and felt really weird, and really small. She looked at her hand, and it was green! She felt her scaly slimy skin, and caught a fly with her long tongue. “OMG”! “This is not happening”, she kept on repeating. The princess hopped out of the sewer and into her castle. She ran up to her room and screamed as she looked into the mirror. AHHH! I'M A FROG! That frog is such a lair! I'm going to get him back! Later that day, the frog princess wanted to seek her revenge. She showed up at the most popular restaurant in all of the land. She spotted that nasty frog. She went up to him and started yelling and kicking him. Why would you turn me into a frog?? “I was bored” he replied. The princess started noticing his beautiful eyes and slimy tongue. She was in love! They then ate dinner and kissed again.
Then something happened. They both turned back into a beautiful princess and a handsome prince, to unlock the spell they had to fall in love first, and they did. They got married and lived happily ever after!
Moral: Never kiss a frog, unless you find him cute, also Give everyone a chance.
After Grasshopper’s mother was finished yelling at him, Grasshopper became very scared. He ran away through the town, past the river, and into the forest. He was traveling all alone and had no food or water. When he finally stopped for the night, he climbed up onto the thick bark of the tree. However, he had some troubles sleeping. He heard the rustling of the leaves and the eerie noises of the owl, with his glowing yellow eyes, never sleeping. Knowing that he would never fall asleep with the noises, he decided to get up and move on through the woods in the darkness. Grasshopper finally came to an open area with clusters of trees surrounding it. All of a sudden, tons of large wolves came out from the bushes and surrounded him. Grasshopper hopped as fast as he could through the woods with the wolves close behind him. He finally came out of the woods, past the river, and into his town. He ran through his door with just enough time to escape the wolves. His mother embraced him, telling him to never scare her like that again. Grasshopper said, “Yes, mother. I most certainly will never ever do that again.”
ReplyDeleteMoral- Always listen to and respect your parents and take responsibility for what you have and what you do.
On his way home he gets kidnapped by aliens who didn't do the assignment either and were going to copy him they asked him for his project he replied that he didn't do it. The aliens were mad. We have to do it quickly they said. They got to work on it after 4 hours of work they did it. Grasshopper was already failing so this homework helped him but the teacher didn't accept it saying it wasn't good enough. He failed and averaged to a 0 and had to stay back.
ReplyDeleteHis mom read the assignment and freaked out. What! You have get a piece of gold from King Tuts mask! Yep and it is due tomorrow. how are we supposed to get to Egypt in less than 24 hours! Don't worry my friend is going to Egypt to get his piece of the assignment he said that he would get mine too. Then the very next day the grasshopper went to school. His friend did not bring in his piece of gold. What why didn't you bring me my piece of gold it was 90 percent of our history grade! I know but the reason I do not have either pieces is because the teacher wanted to see how committed her students were to this assignment. So every person that went to Egypt in our class got one billion dollars and she said that the grade was based on if you went to Egypt or not. So basically you were the only one who didn't get the money but do not be sad I brought you a king Tut bobble head here you go. Thanks. Hey do not be sarcastic I can buy anything I want now. The moral to this story is that you should always have a backup plan for a school assignment even if it is going to Egypt. Also use your time wisely and plan ahead you might even get paid for it.
ReplyDelete“I was just kidding”,said the frog. He jumped back into the pond and the princess wiped the frog slime off her lips. Then the princess went with her life and the frog with his life. The princess went to her castle and Slept like a little baby.Then the frog went on his lily pad like a prince. It came to morning the princess awoke and ate breakfast. Then frog woke up in the water and came out looked at his hands and yelled.His small green webbed hands became big hairy hands in the middle of the night.
ReplyDeleteThe End
Moral of the story:Never tell a lie because bad things can happen....
“He jumped back into the pond and the princess wiped the frog slime off her lips.”
ReplyDeleteAs the princess wiped her lips she felt something bumpy developing, she quickly looked into the water to see herself, her whole face had become swollen and she looked as though she was changing into a werewolf, she was so stunned by the horrific sight that she fell into the water. Not only was there crocodiles but there were also paraha’s in the pond. The princess day just kept getting worse and worse, she did not know how to swim she nearly drown when a young man can rushing into the water to save her. He called an ambulance and left her at the hospital. On her bed sat a story titled “The life of Coral Rose” She was astonished by the filth in the hospital, she ignored the eerie feeling that filled her mind. Opening the book she read about a woman who had went to a mental hospital because of her multi personality disorder. She was beat and neglected from food and obvious care. Many died in the hospital and it was known for it’s ghosts. Coral Rose thought she had meningitis, freaking out and thinking she was dying, the hospital got closed down because someone had found out about the abuse. Coral was left there, hidden in the room she had been years before. She heard the creaks and the laughing of voices, she had a friend though, she was a beautiful princess who suffered from bipolar also. The princess was not trapped like Coral so fortunately she helped her escape. They explored the halls and rooms of the hospital and spent many days occupied. One day they heard a loud scream coming from their room,a nurse standing had one syringe in her palm. She was about to finish the story but the last page was ripped out, she soon became very bored and tired so she fell asleep. She was awoken by a harsh pull on her shoulder. A nurse looked her in the eye and mumbled “Time for your medicine Coral”
Grasshopper Logic
ReplyDeleteOne dark and gloomy night,Grasshopper didn’t come home from school.Mom grasshopper just thought there was nothing wrong and that the bus was late.It was really common in the area where they lived.So his mom waited and waited until finally a whole day went by and she finally decided to call the police.Then the police searched and searched all over the state.Then about a week later Mom got a letter from Grasshopper which said,”Mom I’m leaving to go to Australia and hop around with the kangaroos and maybe get Wonder Womans autograph.Then I might even get to fly around the world with her in really tight pants and fight crime.I might even get to fight a cat burglar if I’m lucky..Ohhhhhh.One more thing,I kind of took your mechanical SlenderMan.I also kind a crashed it in off the coast of Australia and shipped it to mexico to get reapiared.I don’t know but I think the adress to ship it to is 54 Piggie Lane,California.I also found this mexican guy named Fred who will fix your priceless mechanical marvel SlenderMan for the magical cost of $1.00 a day for the next 43 years.I found the guy while I was flying around with Wonder Woman.Also,unlike you she was actually nice enough to help me with my history project.So I hope you don’t ground me for life when I come to live with you when I’m 45 years old and live with my best friend Chuck Norris.”Then The grasshoper went to go live with his mom and found out she gave him a massive heart attack and found her on the floor in the kitchen after she had been dead for only 30 years.
Moral:Never take your mom’s priceless SlenderMan,moms help your kids with history projects,and kids don’t ever lie to your mom.
The grasshoppers mom was very mad he did not do his homework so she didn't give him lunch money for the next day at school. When the grasshopper arrived at school and went to history class he told the teacher he did not do his homework. The teacher was very mad and gave him detention. When it reached the end of the day the grasshopper was starving because he had only eaten one egg that morning for breakfast, but he couldn't eat because he had detention and couldn't go home yet. As the grasshopper was heading to detention he saw a delivery truck parked right outside the door and it was full of pastries and goodies the grasshopper could not resist. He bolted out the door and jumped inside the truck to grab a cupcake and then he heard a slam! When he looked back the door had shut and when he tried to open it the door had locked. He began to panic and yell “HELP!!” but it was no use there was no one around. The grasshopper was in the back of the truck for about a week but had not realized it because he was devouring pastries then the truck came to a halt and the door began to open. When the door opened it was hard to see because there was a blizzard outside but he finally got a better look at the figure at that was opening the door and it was his history teacher! The grasshopper was confused at why his teacher was driving the truck and asked “What are you doing driving a pastry truck?” The teacher replied “I was furious that you did not finish your project so I tricked you into getting in the back of this truck so I could bring you to Alaska so you can freeze and learn your lesson.” He then grabbed the grasshopper threw him in a snow pile and drove away. The grasshopper was never seen again and his teacher never came back or said a word about what had happened
ReplyDeleteMoral:DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!
“The Other Frog Prince”
ReplyDeleteBy Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith
So she asked, ”What can I do to help you, little frog?”
“Well,” said the frog. “I’m not a very attractive frog and nobody wants to be my friend.”
The princess was a little suspicious because she had just saw him with another frog a few moments ago. She asked the frog about it and he began to tell her what happened.
The frog said, “Well you see this is a very sad story. That beautiful frog there was my wife and she left me because I was so ugly she couldn't look at me.”
The princess was still suspicious, but a little more sympathetic so the frog decided to play on her emotions some more and added in that his wife took his kids because she didn’t want them to have to look at him either. This with the help of the frog’s pathetic voice broke the princess’s heart. She immediately offered to be his friend and suggested they go on a walk. While on that walk the frog said, "My home that I've lived in since as long as I can remember got destroyed recently.”
Then asked, ”Since we are now friends maybe I could stay with you?"
The princess said, “Yes.”
She was so brainwashed by the frog’s sad stories that she just couldn’t say no to him. She then brought the little frog to the castle she lived. The princess asked her father, the king, if the frog could stay with them.
He replied with, “What’s a little frog going to do? Of course he can stay!”
The frog and princess went up to her room. The princess had ordered the servants to get her and the frog something to eat. When the servants returned the princess and the frog were nowhere to be found. Till this day nobody knows what happened to either of them.
Morel: Don’t trust strangers
“The Other Frog Prince”
ReplyDeleteBy Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith
Then, the frog asked the beautiful princess to kiss him so he could be a prince again. Not believing what was before her eyes, she stood there in shock. After a couple hours of processing that the frog could talk, she denied the kiss. “After all”, she thought to herself, “who would kiss an icky, slimy frog like him?” Just then, across the pond, she saw a handsome prince that was coming over to greet her. She was so nervous to talk to him that she just stood there in silence. Then the charming prince gestured to sit down, so they did. As they were sitting, the princess noticed the frog was still in the pond, with a frown, staring at them blankly. The prince and the princess sat there in an awkward silence, when the princess asked where he was from but, there was no reply.He just sat there,with a smile on his face not knowing what to say. “Hmmm...” thought the princess, “Maybe he is just nervous. But, he is acting kind of strange too. I shall just kiss him to see if it will lift some of the nerves away.” Once she kissed him, she noticed the prince was shrinking and turned into a bright, green frog just like the one in the pond.Right at that moment, the beautiful princess had noticed that the timid frog had turned into a handsome prince just like the prince that had been sitting next to her. It was just as if they switched bodies. Then, the real prince came over and explained how a wicked witch had cast a spell and made a frog and a prince switch bodies. The only way the curse could be reversed is if you kissed the frog or the prince and so on... The princess felt terrible that she didn’t listen to the frog in the first place, so to make it up to him she brought him to get dinner with her and they lived happily ever after. THE END
Moral: Never judge a person/animal by how he/she looks.
“The Other Frog Prince”
ReplyDeleteBy Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith
After the frog had kissed the princess and hopped away, he jumped on home. He couldn’t stop feeling guilty about what he had done.
“Tomorrow I will go to the princesses castle with a sincere letter showing her how much I really care,” said the frog in his pathetic voice.
On his way home he came across a giant dragon sleeping in his den. Being careful not to wake him, he carefully tiptoed past. After the frog had passed, he thought he heard some huffing and puffing. Telling himself that it was probably nothing, he started running. The sound started getting louder and louder until he was lifted off the ground!
“Please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me!” screamed the frog.
What he saw out of the corner of his eye was something he will never forget. There stood a dragon strong and mighty.
The dragon said, “Hold on now! I'm not going to harm you.”
“But you’re a big ferocious dragon! Aren’t you going to eat me?”
“No! Who would do such a thing? Don’t you remember me?” said the dragon.
The surprised frog said, “Your voice does sound awfully familiar. Wait. You can”t be the princess!”
“Indeed I am! That awful river turned me into a dragon! When you kissed me then jumped back into the river, you splashed my left eye with some water, “ said the princess.
“How come the river affected you but it doesn't affect me?” said the frog.
“Well, you have to have it splashed in your left eye. When you swim, your eyes arent open so it doesn't get in your eye,” said the princess.
“Oh, I see. Well I feel really bad about kissing you. How about we just become friends and forget that all of this happened? said the hopeful frog.
“Sure! I have to stay in the forest tonight so my parents don’t see me like this. Will you sleep in this river tonight because I have to sleep in this tree and I don't really want to stay all alone?” said the princess.
“Of course! “ said the frog.
That night, The princess still wanted revenge so she poured water in the frog’s left eye. In the morning, he found himself to be a dragon!
The frog was so mad so they never spoke again and they ended up being brothers and sisters!
Moral: Never get water in your left eye.
...After he said I don't know he exclaimed but I’ll start right now!! So Cristiano Ronaldo the grasshopper worked all night long to finish even though he had a champions league match the next day against Bor. Dortmund. He kept working all night long and finally finished at 3 O’clock in the morning and presented it the next day. Ronaldo’s teacher was amazed at how wonderful it was and how thoroughly specific it was. She loved it so much she showed it to Steven Spielberg and he turned it into a 4 star film and Ronaldo got millions of dollars and even more fame! But later that day when Real Madrid played Bor. Dortmund they lost and Bor. Dortmund went to the champions league final to play Bayern Munich. Cristiano Ronaldo the Grasshopper was devastated.
ReplyDeleteThe moral of the story is that you should plan your tasks before you do them because if they are at the wrong time they can ruin another.
Title-grasshopper logic
ReplyDeleteWhen Grasshopper came home from hanging out with his friends at six,it was time for dinner.He ate dinner,and his mom asked can I see your homework assignment.Grasshopper showed his mom the assignment.When she saw the assignment she was freaking out .How are going to get this all done to night, this is inposible.You have to write a five paragraph essay on ancient greese.You have to have a ruff draft and a final copy typed.Plus you have to pick a paragraph and draw it out.Why did you chose to show me right know.But befor you answer that question,how long ago did you get this.I got this assignment last monday.So your telling me you had a whole week to do this and you havent even started it yet.Yes mom thats correct.I am so mad at you.You said you had a little homework assignment.But you dont.You lied to me just because you wanted to go hang out with your friends.Know go work on this.
Dont blame me when your teacher gives you detension.The frog wakes up the next morning and does not talk to his mom because hes mad at her.After breakfeast he grabs his backpack
and goes to the bus stop.When he go’s on the bus he sits next to one of his best friends.His friend asks him did you get your project done.No.”He replies”.Your going to get detension you know.I know he says.They finally arrive at the school.Good luck he says.Thanks.I will need all the luck I can get.The first class they have is sociel studies.Grasshopper your up first to present.Um.Mr.rabbit.I am sorry.I did not do my homework last night.Well then.I am going to have to give you lunch detenstion.At lunch grasshopper stayed in the room.While every body else got to go outside and have fun.I hope you dont blow off another project like that again.I wont.All right lunch is over go to your next class.So grasshopper goes to the rest of his classes.School is finally over.When he goes home he tells his mom.I got lunch detension.Well you got what you deserive.I promise I will never lie to you again.And they lived happily after.
Moral:Befor you go and hang out with your friends get your homework done so you dont get introuble by your mom ,dad or your teacher.
ReplyDeleteOne day grasshopper came home from school, threw his backpack on the ground and was running to the door to catch up with his friends. His mom asked if he had any homework. The grasshopper said “only one question left I’ll finish it when I get home.” The mom let grasshopper go with his friends. His mom yelled to him as he was leaving the house “Be home by 6pm.” The grasshopper lied to his mom, he really had a whole packet that was given to him last week and he was going to start and finish it when he got home. The grasshopper got in his friends car and drove to a carnival. they went on many rides. They were about to leave but the grasshopper had to go the bathroom. The grasshopper thought if he went really quick his friends wouldn’t leave without him. The grasshopper tried to get out of the stall but the door wouldn’t open. He was calling for help, but no one was there. The lights turned off in the bathroom and the carnival was over. He couldn’t call anyone because he left his phone in his friends car. While his mom was at home, the grasshoppers friends called his mom and told her they can’t find him. His mom said thats fine because he lied to me. The grasshopper was stuck in the stall and still had a ton of homework to do. The next morning a janitor let him out of the stall and he ran home. He grabbed his backpack and went to school. He didn’t finish his homework so his teacher gave him a months worth of detention.
Moral: do your homework before you do anything else.
ReplyDeleteThe frog asked the princes in a sad and pathetic voice “I am really a prince but a nasty witch put a spell on me and only if a beautiful princess like you kissed me it would come undone and I would turn into a handsome prince. I first the little girl dressed up as a princess was shocked she had never in her life heard a frog talk. Then she remembered the story her grandpa told her about. It was about a frog kissing a real princes and turning in handsome prince. The little girl about 6 or 7 years old had always been dreaming about being a really princes. The little girl wonder even if she kissed the frog would it work since she wasn’t a real princess. So the little girl decided to kiss the frog but the little girl wasn’t very good at kissing she was only a little girl. The poor frog fell down her throat and she swallowed it.
Moral- don’t trust little girls dressed as princesses
“How long have you known about this assignment?” asked Mom Grasshopper, trying not to scream.
ReplyDelete“The beginning of the year...” said Grasshopper.
“WHAT?! You’ve had all this time to work on it and you haven’t even started?! bellowed Mom Grasshopper.
Mother Grasshopper found out that the assignment was due by the end of the year, which was only one week left of school. Grasshopper had procrastinated all of this time without Mom Grasshopper knowing. Grasshopper was beckoned to stay home everyday after school and try to accomplish the assignment. If it had not been finished, he would have to recondition his school year. So, he promptly and continuously gave effort and elbow grease to finish the assignment. He only had two days left to complete and he had only fulfilled his duty with the costumes. The next day into school, he summoned his History teacher to tell him that he would not be able to complete it. His teacher said if the assignment wasn’t completed to its full capacity, that Grasshopper would have to complete summer school. As young Grasshopper came home, he had a few moments to himself to escape to the computer in his bedroom. Grasshopper received information on 12 Greek myths and had printed them out. They were debilitated, so his teacher would roughly have a tragic time trying to discover them. Soon after, he reached out to his friend that had been only one year older than Grasshopper. He told Grasshopper that he had done the project last year, and still held onto the sets. The friend sneakily stashed the sets through Grasshopper’s bedroom window. The sets were similar to the myths he had chosen, so Grasshopper decided to give it a try. The next day in class, Grasshopper had brought in all of the costumes, sets, and myths. His teacher gave him a 100 on the assignment, but failed him in the class due to theft of myths and sets.
Moral
Don’t procrastinate on homework.
The other frog prince, By Jon Scieszka and Anais Montesino“ What a gross frog, I would never ever kiss such a slimy gross frog with many disgusting warts” said the princess. The frog looks at her for a long time with a pouty face and says “but if you do I'll turn into a handsome prince” then the beautiful princess picks up the slimy frog and says “Are you just kidding around” and the frog says “I can't do it any more I was just kidding I'm just an ugly frog with no friends” said the frog and he hops out of her hands. The princess feels bad for the frog and tries to get him but it was too late. the frog ran away and was never seen again.
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Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith
‘Go to do your homework right now, and you do not know when your homework is due tomorrow or next day’? said Mom Grasshopper.
Ok Mom, I will to do my homework right now, and I do not know when
my homework is due tomorrow or next day said Grasshopper.
When Grasshopper went to do his homework. Grasshopper stayed up all night to do his homework. When Grasshopper was all done with his homework. Grasshopper went to sleep after he was all done with his homework. Grasshopper did got his homework all done.
Grasshopper Logic Ending
ReplyDeleteMother:If you knew you had this history assignment, why didn’t you just tell me about it. I would’ve helped you.
Grasshopper:Well, I don’t know. I didn’t think you could have done something like this mom. This assignment was hard.
Mother: Well that’s why I told you , I could’ve helped, but no you didn’t think so and this is what happened.
Grasshopper:Okay?
Mother:Okay what? Why didn’t you do this assignment first of all?
Grasshopper: Because mom, I told you it was hard and, I forgot I had it until today!!
Mother: Don’t say you forgot because you really didnt, you just wanted to blow off this assignment because it was hard.
Grasshopper:Fine, Yeah, that is why...
Mother: Just ask me the next time because I don’t want you getting a zero for a big assignment like this.
Grasshopper: Okay, I promise that if I need any help on any assignment, I will ask you, so I pass it!!
Mother: I trust you.
Grasshopper: Thank you mom, I love you!
Moral: Make good decisions! If you need help ask for help, don’t hide from it.
grasshopper logic by jon scieszka and lane smith
ReplyDelete“ what do you mean by I don’t know” spoke the mother grasshopper as she scolded her ungrateful son.
“ I forgot about it besides you're gonna help me”
“ I will help you all right” His mom obtained a very wicked smile.
She grabbed him by the antenna.
“ owwww. mom you’re hurting me. let me go.” The young grasshopper began to throw a terrible tantrum that shook the whole neighborhood. his mother pull him across the household and tossed him into his room. The young grasshopper ran for the door when right in his face he was hit with the door.
“Mom let me out.” screamed the young grasshopper
“not until you finish your homework” his mother screamed.
The young grasshopper slid his back down the wall and began to work. His mom had a peaceful sleep but he didn’t sleep a wink. he had spent all night working. finally at the crack of dawn he was done. 10 solid hours of work he left for a snack when he ran into his mother.
“ are you done little one.” calmly spoke his mother.
“I have and it is amazing.” proud of his work he showed it to his mom.
She grabbed him by the antenna and pulled him close. “if you ever do this again you will never see those friends again. “ why not.”
“take a closer look”. the young grasshopper saw nothing then he had dreamt the whole thing.
moral: always do your work
In the story,’’ The Other Frog Prince ’’ the frog and princess kiss and the frog turns into a prince. But, since there is an anaconda right at the scene, the anaconda bites the prince and constricts him to his death.Then the princess becomes so upset that she kills her self but it wasn’t the real prince, just when she closed her eyes to kiss the frog a hobo is swapped with the frog.The end
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“How long have you known about this assignment?” The mom grasshopper asked, trying not to scream. “about 2 months why?” said grasshopper “ are you serious?!?!” said the mom. “as serious as I’ll ever be.” he said trying not to laugh. then, out of nowhere came... ted the teddy bear!!!! “hey kid, you best be doing your homework. it can help you in the long run in case you want to go to college. unless of course, you want to end up like me. that may seem like a good thing but trust me, it’s not at all.” said ted. the grasshopper got scared of what could happen if he didn’t do the assignment and finished it all in one night. one week later he got his grade on the assignment and it was an a+!! “thanks ted.” said the grasshopper. “no problem kid.” ted said. for the rest of the grasshoppers life, him and ted were lifelong best friends. the grasshopper even took Ted’s advice and went to college and even invented a device that helps grasshoppers all around the world.
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Moral of the story: Always do your work
The princess then rushed home and brushed her teeth very well before going to bed. when she woke up she saw a furry claw by her face she jumped upped and screamed. She looked around but there was nothing there, she grabbed a sword but in the reflection of the blade she saw that the monster was her. She called a guard but he thought the monster trapped her in the room “i'm coming to save you!” then he busted down the door swinging his sword crazily. The princess jumped out the window and landed on a conveniently placed haystack, she then made a sprint for the gate. Once she got a good distance away she said
ReplyDelete“I gotta find that frog.”
She then returned to the pond and begged the frog to take back the curse.
“I don't know” he said like a car salesman “what's in it for me?”
The princess said “I’ll give you my life for a day”
“okay!” said the frog then he took out a big piece of paper and a swampy pen
“just sign here” said the frog pointing to the bottom of the paper. she signed the paper then they swapped lives and the frog was in the princesses normal body. He ran off then after a day of being a frog nothing happened, the princess now frog read the small print on the document she signed. And it said by signing this document you will have agreed to staying a frog forever.
The End
Moral of the story : always read the fine print
Grasshopper logic ending
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean you don't know?! screamed the mom. Uh.. actually mom, I was just kidding, I UH.. finished this about a week ago. Well OK that's a good enough answer for me but if lying I swear the punishment will be ugly. Like you? asked the grasshopper. Yes lik- wait hey! Go to your filthy room. The next day the grasshopper didn't have his history project in history class. Oh man what do I do?! wondered grasshopper. OK class said the teacher, Grasshopper you go first. Uh, shouldn't you go in alphabetical order? asked Grasshopper. Just go!!! OK well first off I must say that I was absent the day you assigned this project. We've been talking about it all week. Then Grasshopper's mom came in with a camera. Sorry to interrupt but I just had to come see my child lie to you just like he did to me about how he finished his project. Excuse me but you're not welcome here! said the teacher angrily. Oh but it will just be for a minute so yeah deal with it! No mam it is against school policy to let a parent into my classroom! The teacher started to sweat. Why are you sweating? You look like you're hiding something! Meanwhile Grasshopper took this time for him and five of his friends to help him finish his project. Yes! I'm done! Then the teacher turned into a fire breathing caterpillar and destroyed Grasshopper's project. NOOOO!Don't worry honey I'll fight him off! The mother attempted to fight the teacher but he burnt her and flew out a window never to be seen again. Mom! Grasshopper rushed to his mother's side. You know what happens to Grasshoppers when they get burnt right? What? They turn into dolphins she said while turning into a dolphin. Since there are no oceans around Grasshopper had to forever keep his mother in a fish tank. MORAL- Never lie to your parents.